WARNING! THIS WEBSITE IS FROM THE FUTURE AND SHOULD BE CONSIDERED HIGHLY UNSTABLE! IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT SILAS DINSMORE COULD DO ANY NUMBER OF AMAZING THINGS WITH HIS LIFE, THIS IS ONLY ONE OF INFINITE POSSIBILITIES. USER BEWARE!
Engineering with Imagination.
At Silage Labs we innovate with passion, precision, and projectiles.
Founded by Silas Dinsmore
Born in Fort Collins Colorado in 2009, Silas was building things from day one. He started like any normal kid, with blocks and legos, but he became interested in more complex machines like engines and robots at an early age. By the age of 13, Silas had dozens of designs and prototypes under his belt, as well as a few fully functional machines - albeit almost exclusively projectile launchers of various sorts. At this point, Silas also started using more advanced tools like a wood lathe and a 3D printer to engage in advanced work.
A pivotal moment in Silas's life came at the age of 14 when his Aunt Hopie and his Uncle Jeff paid for half of his plane ticket to visit Chicago for his birthday. While in Chicago...KdASNF. ERROR>>>.. CONSOLE CORRUPTION>>..WEB>SITE ...>:UNSTABLE>........ dlskfj ....://FUTURE>> isdjhfg()#*&$ >>UNCERTAIN...
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MESSAGE TO PRESENT SILAS FROM FUTURE CAREBOT: HELLO SILAS, YOU MUST CLICK HERE. <3 -CareBot aka Carry.
PROJECTS
Powering the World with the SiDi 2000
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CareBot
CareBot was designed by Silas to help the elderly and invalid. The project has been through many iterations. The current version is equipped withCONSOLE CRITICAL FAILURE:?// __ CRASH INEVITABLE... /etc/var/usr/bin/silas CORRUPT after VAR DATE {20230416}
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Silage Signature Space Catapult
Silas's first work with space travel revolved around the now omnipresent space catapult craft launcher. The launcher is currently used toERRORR>>.>>REALTIME ARTIFACT INJECT>>00001110>>